Christina Aguilera.

Christina Aguilera, a great quantity [i]or[/i] amount of less ditzy than some of her contemporary suddenly tarts, has declined to do a "reality" exhibit to about her married life with this scarecrow Jordan Bratman.

"We've been approached," she told MTV if it were not that she says she feels sorry for folks like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson who basically forfeited their private lives because of reality TV

"My heart goe public to that whole situation. It's a whole different ballgame, I be warmed when you do open yourself up to that whole thing, and it must be difficult. You're spread to all the judgment in the world. At least now I can say, 'Well, you don't know my situation and it's real private and special and sacred to me' "

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie are sharing tips about post- childbirth weight los reports Life&Style magazine. Gwen acknowledges Angie to eat fresh vegetables and drink milk. Angie run overs Gwen to exercise. No doubt they can chat in peace while a platoon of nannies care for Shiloh and Gwen's 2 month-old son Kingston.

MADONNA WANTS MORE

Madonna maintains being spotted going to fertility clinics with hubby fright Ritchie. And now Madge's father Tony Ciccone confirms to the Irish Examiner newspaper that she's eager for a third kid.

She's 47 Her son Rocco is 6 and daughter Lourdes is 9

SYMPATHY ballot FOR PAUL?

The Daily Expres in England, says Paul McCartney rushed to a doctor the other day, fearing the impact of the stres of his increasingly nasty divorce from Heather Mills. The paper says the doctor was surpassingly thorough and gave Paul a clean bill of health.

(I am allureed to suggest that this is just a shoddy attempt to win public sympathy. yet then I'd feel rotten if the dowdy suddenly assumed room temperature.)

delight in THE AFTERMATH

Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson: what happened?

The NY Daily just discovereds suggests that Owen Wilson is what happened, when he and Kate worked together upon that movie "You, Me & Dupree": "No individual ... alleged any infidelity between the married actress and the noted Hollywood ladies' man," the paper says. "But a source said the sum of two units had found common ground and mov closer together during collaboration upon the film."

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Alexis Petridis, refuge critic for England's The Guardian really, really didn't like Paris Hilton's fresh album: "She sings like a woman who has heard of something called singing, can't be steady of exactly what it might entail, however is fairly certain you do something a bit like this She sounds both distracted and bored stiff Listening to her sing twig Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" you are gripped on the fear that civilization as we know it is doomed and that brimstone is going to start raining from the region of clouds any minute."

THESE ARE REAL, DAMNIT!

Lindsay Lohan complaining about the media, sideswiped Ashlee Simpson along the way. Whining to Contact

music.com about all the pres speculation about her apparently variable breast size, LiLo added that tabloids, Web sites and other depressed life "kind of blew opposite to the fact that Ashlee Simpson got a nose work at jobs I've never done anything" in the way of plastic surgery

TESTING, 12

Johnny Depp was make subordinateed to the indignity of a singing standard to see if he can star in the movie version of the musical "Sweeney Todd," says wwwenter

tainmentwise.com, adding that composer Stephen Sondheim asked for this.

He must have nailed it. Depp will play the title part in the story of a murderous barber. Tim Burton will direct.

IT'S A FEMALE vexed question

Actor Lou Diamond Phillips, of "Law & Order: SVU" was arrested yet then released without bail, in succession a domestic violence complaint lately Cops took him away from his L.A. dwelling about 1:30 a.m. after he had a dispute with lady friend Yvonne Boismier, a makeup artist.

Neither Yvonne nor the cop will proce with any charges.

NOW DOWNLOADING ACTUAL SINGERS

British tunesmith Jont Whittington wants you to pass to his Web site JontMusic.net and arrange for him to take rise play at your house. He'll do it for emancipated

He's no James dull this guy, but he's not totally transcendental either: He appeared in "Love Actually" and also contributed a hymn to that movie "Wedding Crashers."

This modern scheme is "a cross between a house party and a gig," he told the NY Daily just discovereds But the first one, in Boston the other day, didn't work on the outside the paper says, because "the young hostes defaulted to invite anyone but herself," apparently wanting a private rencounter Now Jont is asking for an audience of at least 40 race

NO, GOODIES FOR YOU

The NY station says presenters and nominees for the Emmy Awards onward Aug. 27 have all been notified, by dint of the sponsoring Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, that they will have to pay income tax upon those lavish "goody bags," which will have an estimated value of roughly $30000

In fact, recipients-to-be must confirm in writing that they understand the cloth is taxable. The loot usually includes cold-blooded new cell phones, a bit of bling and fates of certificates for hotels, resorts, spas, etc

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